As you know, I have a new zombie anthology that is filled with brains and other fun undead stuff. I decided I wanted to a contest to promote the book’s release, but what type of contest? I can’t do things like a normal person. Everything has to be weird or unusual with me. That means certain standby contests like “Leave a comment and choose a random winner” were not going to fly.
Survival is what zombie apocalypses are all about. I want to run with that idea.
I have two proof copies of THE ZOMBIE FEED VOL. 1 that I’ll sign and give away to the two winners of the contest. And in this contest, the contributors will also have an opportunity to win a copy of the book!
The contest rules:
Leave a comment on this post describing which of the book’s contributors would you rather have by your side during a zombie apocalypse and briefly explain why.
For our purposes, a ‘contributor’ can be one of the authors, the editor (me), or the cover artist (Michael Bielacyzc). A celebrity (and impartial) judge will decide the best two explanations and those two will win the proofs. A third book will go to the contributor who is the most bad-ass–the person who was chosen the most to stand by somebody’s side (I am excluded from this prize).
I will go first.
I would want Elaine Blose to be by my side during a zombie apocalypse. It is my understanding that Miss Blose has been practicing Billy Blanks tae-bo everyday for the past fifteen years (using the same tape the whole time). Her power boxing skills will see me safe through crowds of the hungry undead.
See? This contest is easy!
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During the zombie apocalypse, I would like Eugene Johnson to have my back. Born in some forgotten backwoods hollar, Eugene honed his fighting skills hunting Shawnee Indian braves that happened to trespass on his mountain. His proficiency in guerrilla combat and his fearsome flamethrower prosthetic hand makes him the ideal companion in a zombie apocalypse.
During the zombie apocalypse, a team up with Danger Slater would be an explosion of awesomeness. Our team-up would be invincible. Not only is his first name bad-ass itself but his last name is double-so, invoking the names of two icons of the late 80s and early 90s, Christian Slater and A.C. Slater. The math equals triple bad-ass-itude. With Bayside High’s hottest and most eligible bachelor (go to hell, Zack Morris), babes like Kelly Kapowski and Stacey Carosi would be flocking to us. Then, with the powers of his other namesake, Slater would be able to Gleam the Cube any time the zombies gave us problems. Zombie Frank Frazetta would stop craving living-flesh and pick up the paints-and-canvas again to do a portrait of us on a pile of the freshly-killed undead, hotties clutching our legs.
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I would love to have my friend Carl Ehman smoking zombies by my side because he knows more about guns and how to use em more than anyone I know.
None of them! You’d all get me killed!
I think Nat Tapley would be the ideal companion to survive the zombie holocaust, judging by his In The Gloaming podcast in which the slack fucker’s girlfriend gets zombified and he gets her to act as a live-in (or rather living dead-in) slave in return for tit bits of dead flesh. There are two morals to this story. First, that the zombie apocalypse can be seen as an opportunity rather than just a disaster. Secondly, that just because someone’s a brain-dead zombie doesn’t mean you can take the piss out of them and get away with it. Mr Tapley has reminded us that handling the undead isn’t just about blowing their brains out, it’s about interpersonal skills too!